10 of the most absurd things Trump supporters keep insisting are true:

1. “Obama caused the 2008 crash, and Trump fixed it.”
Completely detached from reality. The crash happened before Barack Obama even took office, and by the time Donald Trump walked in, the economy had already been climbing for years. He didn’t “fix” it—he inherited it.

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2. “Biden ordered January 6.”
Joe Biden wasn’t even president yet. Trump was. The FBI was led by Trump’s own appointee, Christopher Wray. This isn’t just wrong—it collapses under the most basic timeline.

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3. “Democrats are rigging elections.”
Then explain how Trump won in 2016—and again in 2024—while Democrats held the White House. Explain Republican control of Congress for most of the last two decades. Explain swing states flipping both directions. The claim falls apart the second you apply actual facts.

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4. “The economy is booming under Trump.”
It’s not. Job growth has slowed. GDP growth has cooled. Markets are underperforming compared to prior years. Inflation hasn’t meaningfully improved. Even his tariffs failed to reduce trade deficits—they increased. There’s no metric backing this claim.

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5. “The world respects us more than ever.”
It doesn’t. Allies are distancing themselves, ignoring requests for help, and openly questioning U.S. leadership. The idea that global respect is at an all-time high is pure fantasy.

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6. “Trump is a devout Christian—he’s just too busy for church.”
Too busy? He has time for hours of social media rants, cable news, and constant golf trips—but can’t spare an hour for church while calling the Bible his “favorite book”? That’s not faith. That’s branding.

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7. “Obama and Biden caused the Iran war and gas prices.”
Trump had four years between them. If Iran was such an urgent threat, why didn’t he act then? And why campaign on avoiding war, only to do the exact opposite? This is revisionist history on fast-forward.

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8. “Trump’s ‘health movement’ will fix America.”
The same crowd that mocked Michelle Obama for promoting healthy eating is now suddenly all-in on “wellness”—led by a fast-food-loving president and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a conspiracy theorist with no medical credentials. It’s not policy—it’s hypocrisy.

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9. “The media is ‘fake’ and out to get Trump.”
Meanwhile, they rely on outlets like Fox News—the same network that paid out nearly $800 million after being caught spreading false claims. A network packed with Trump allies and former staff. Calling everything else “fake” doesn’t make it so.

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10. “Trump is strong, honest, and a true patriot.”
Strong? He spends hours online complaining and playing the victim. Honest? The majority of his public statements have been rated false or misleading by independent fact-checkers. If anything, he’s the textbook definition of thin-skinned and perpetually aggrieved.

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Let’s be honest about what this really is.

This isn’t about facts. It’s not about policy. It’s not even about consistency.

It’s about loyalty—blind, unconditional loyalty to one man.

And when people ignore reality, contradict themselves, and defend anything he says or does no matter how absurd—it’s not critics who have “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

It’s the people who can’t see it.