Republicans: Donald Trump is the most transparent president in history!

Okay, then…

Can we see his tax returns?

Republicans: No!

Can we see his full medical reports?

Republicans: No!

Can we see the full Epstein files?

Republicans: No!

Can we see the list of “donors” who went to a private dinner he hosted after giving large sums of money to his cryptocurrency?

Republicans: No!

Can we have more insight into his company’s business dealings, since many seem to be tied to his behavior as president and could create massive conflicts of interest?

Republicans: No!

Okay, a simple one.

Can we have a running official list of how often he plays golf and who he plays with, since he’s using millions upon millions of taxpayer dollars on these trips?

Republicans: No!

Just because the orange buffoon spends most of his days rage-tweeting about what he watches on cable news doesn’t make him “transparent.”

He’s only “transparent” because it’s so obvious he’s completely full of shit, a pathological liar, and the most corrupt president in history — he’s just lucky enough to be supported by millions of people who don’t hold him accountable for any of it and are gullible enough to believe anything he says.